The "Jinyu Princess" Irrigation System ★

<The back of the box features a caricature of a jinyu maiden surrounded by marketing copy.>



"Hey there, greenthumb. Are you pouting over parched pumpkins? Crying over crusty cabbage? Are your leeks lame and your melons melancholy?



Then it's time you brought home the Jinyu Princess! She'll wash over your garden like a sweet spring rain, dousing that drought with a deep draught of..."



<It goes on like this for six paragraphs.>