Trouble in Podunk ★

We never paid no heed to Sheriff Blundy, what with his gettin' all up-in-arms at all times 'bout his "laws" and his "mis-de-meanors." But them dirty ol' McClintocks, and their cattle-rustlin' pappy up in Truckshaw ridge done had it up to here with the frequent incarcerations and trials and posse-gatherin' and dead-or-alive-wantin', and come this past week they done took the law into their own hands - in the most literal of senses - by haulin' up and hi-jackin' the good Sheriff. As you can see, our humble